Gery Seidl - Preview "Nix is Nie!"
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About the event
If Gery Seidl were to study with his daughter for school, two things would be clear pretty quickly: First, it’s going to be an exciting school year. And second, the school system has apparently seen no reason to learn anything new since his own school days. Quite reassuring, really. A constant. While everything else is changing. Technology. Society. Prices. Menus. Genders. Our bodies – and that’s why we do CrossFit, so we don’t disappoint our reflection on the way to the patio with its patio heater. Next to it lies the dog. Looking at you adoringly, wanting nothing more than to just be a dog. A role model. Everything used to be better. But when exactly was that “used to”? Yesterday? Or was it simply “used to” whenever today gets tedious? In any case, there was always something going on. But that’s just it. Does there really always have to be something going on? Does life constantly have to deliver? Apparently so, because “Nix is Nie!” (Nothing is Never!). Join Gery Seidl – or rather, his stage persona – on a stroll through his mind. A place where seemingly mundane observations turn into big questions, and where everyday life and madness go hand in hand. Where wit and word live side by side, disputatious yet full of love.
Duration: approx. 2 hours, incl. an interval
Advance sales start: 21/09/2026
Ticket prices: € 27.00 / € 21.60 (concessions)
Concessions for: senior citizens, pupils, students, people with disabilities, the unemployed, AK-NÖ members, Ö1Club/Intro members, compulsory military/civilian service personnel
Orders by telephone and email:
01/707 82 72
karten@forumschwechat.com
Venue
Theater Forum Schwechat
Ehrenbrunngasse 24, 2320 Schwechat
Located in the heart of Schwechat, on Ehrenbrunngasse, the Theater Forum Schwechat has been a firm fixture in Lower Austria's cultural scene for decades. The State of Lower Austria describes the venue as a cornerstone of the local theatre landscape, and indeed, the programme ranges from in-house productions and comedies to guest performances, cabaret, satire, and music, complemented by children's and youth theatre. The hall, with its wood-panelled walls and red rows of seats, accommodates around 140 guests and creates an intimacy between stage and audience that particularly benefits cabaret and chamber plays. Since 2002, the venue has hosted the Schwechat Satire Festival every year, providing a stage for programmes such as Michael Bauer's "10 Meter Turm" or the LästerLieder. The bistro opens one hour before the performance begins, where you can gather for a drink before the show, during the interval, and afterwards. Access is barrier-free, and wheelchair spaces are available.
Organizer: Theater Forum Schwechat
